Anonymous said: I heard you are upset Bollig is gone.

I AM upset! When will I be able to use this wonderful image again?

(reads about Brandon Mashinter possibly making the team)

Oh.

Wait a minute.

(opens Photoshop)

Okay, I’m over it.

Anonymous said: "You tags make my bad days better" and other ballads inspired by tumblr

Like I’ve said before — I’m just glad that people take the time to read the tags.

Anonymous said: Do you ever feel so damn fly that you don't want to go home because not enough people have see you yet?

Every day of my life.

Anonymous said: Is it true that creeper guy, you've so kindly warned everyone about, is back on twitter?

Brett Myhres did return to Twitter under his @BrettMyhres handle for, like, an hour yesterday. But then people were linking to the Tumblr about him and generally warning people to stay away — and he deleted his Twitter again.

It’s almost like the harassment was too much for him. Hmm. How sad.

Anonymous said: I feel like you don't live me anymore. Is my hair not nice enough right now?

Seabrook, I still love you, but you look like a grizzly bear right now.

Bruh learn to use your razor again and get at that neckbeard

Anonymous said: How weird was it to see Cam Barker in a Blackhawks jersey again?

I’m just glad I could scream “CAM BARKER FOR NICK LEDDY AND A DEAD GUY” while he was on the ice

Anonymous said: Remember that time you actually MET Ben Smith?

DO I EVER

Anonymous said: one day i'll be standing at a bus stop on michigan ave and ben smith will walk by and i'll have that last post pulled up and i won't be mortified at all

This would be beautiful.

Anonymous said: What are you planning on getting at sephora?

Makeup that won’t get me in trouble with the TSA when I go on my trip to Tampa Bay in two weeks.

Anonymous said: Can we discuss Ben Smith? I saw him on Michigan Ave and well I was in awe of his smile.

YES LET’S DISCUSS HIM

He’s been an adorable little fuck since he was a child

ALL HE DOES IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT (lol this one’s for you, raidillons)

look at his precious little faaaaace

LOOK AT IT

I SAID LOOK AT IT

Everyone loves his face

Even dogs love his face

So you should love his face too ok

But of course we can’t discuss Ben Smith without discussing

HIS ARMS

They are a national treasure

Of course they look best when lifting a shiny silver thing

Or, you know, without a shirt on at all

God bless us everyone

His butt is tragically underrated too

dat ass doe

He can sing too kinda sorta

He owns his own Captain America costume

And okay he’s pretty good at that hockey thing

SO YES EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE HIM THE END